trying to embarrass me is so unnecessary i do it to myself just fine
"you have little boobs!" “wow you look really tired!" “you look sick" “you’re look mad" “i don’t like your outfit, you looked better in that other shirt" “your hair is really messy!" “wow you sure are eating a ton!" “did you just wake up?" “i liked your hair before you cut it!"
if you say “kakagai” in the mirror 3 times someone will come up behind you and say that’s my favorite brotp
i’m gonna get a tattoo of a lotus on my ass to represent how much i love rock lee
Sext based adventures.
I’d be into it.
dungeons and dildos
me looking at a character i love: look at this piece of shit fuckwad asshole. someone just punch him in the fucking face. terrible. disgusting. illegal trash. utter garbage. i want to strangle him. fuck him lmao FUCK HIM.
someone: That character is terrible.
*procrastinates doing things I love for an unknown reason*